Snack Mix

Justin says:
Yo
Justin says:
I fucking love snack mix.
Justin says:
It's got everything in it.
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Like, I like pretzels
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but not too many at once
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Like, I'm not going to go out and buy a bag of rold gold, if you know what I mean.
Justin says:
Too many hard salty sticks isn't my thing. Maybe for Clay Aiken.
Justin says:
But man, fucking snack mix.
Justin says:
Love that shit.
Justin says:
It's got like, a million different things in it.
Justin says:
Even those ring-o's. Those things are so -fucking- delicious.
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and not only that
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You can put them on your fingers
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and eat them off
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That's versatility!
LISEASAUR - "But little did he know that you are made ENTIRELY OUT OF WIN" - Albatross says:
you are foolish
Justin says:
And wait, there's more
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There's Doritos and Cheetos in there
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Like, cheese. It's some powdered shit
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but who cares?
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I don't even like Doritos that much by themselves.
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Like, my mom bought me this big bag of those 'fusion' ones.
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Hot Wings and Blue Cheese
LISEASAUR - "But little did he know that you are made ENTIRELY OUT OF WIN" - Albatross says:
ew
Justin says:
But you have to eat them together. Like, who eats wings without dip? A sad person, let me tell you.
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And who eats dip by itself? That's pretty gross.
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So you have to shove two fucking triangles in your mouth at the same time.
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And you end up looking like a goddamn Ewok.