AWESOME DAY

I went to the CNE with Bonnie today. It was ridiculous.

1. We got there and screamed at everything.
2. We went to Ontario place, got bored after 2 mins and then went back.
3. We saw a dog show in which retarded dogs ran circuits and tiny deer-dogs jumped over bars.
4. We went to the bathroom.
5. We ate lots of free pretzels and dip.
6. We tried on hats.
7. We tried on wigs.
8. We ate jerk chicken and pad thai.
9. We watched an angry child lick a knife.
10. We drank beer.
11. We saw a dude with CRAZY sideburns.
12. We watched a light show.
13. We saw pitcher plants and sand sculptures.
14. We ignored the Harmonicats.
15. WE WERE ON A TRAIN OMG.
16. We saw sheep, horses, cows, pigs (and piglets), turkeys, chickens and ALPACAS.
17. We saw ostrich domestic violence.
18. We rode a ferris wheel.
19. We laughed at Elvis Stojko.
20. We didn't laugh at the ventriloquist.
21. We were impressed by an escape artist.
22. We were impressed by a juggler.
23. We watched a Hawaiian man eat.
24. We ate spicy salad.
25. We got scared by a puppet farm.
26. We were visited by a mysterious gypsy stranger.
27. We went home. FOREVER.

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